Absolute Rubbish
So, last night the English football team suffered another embarrassing defeat, this time to the hands of Denmark. Admittedly, Denmark are under-rated, and far better than they are given credit for, but embarrassing for the English FA all the same.
You know what? I couldn't care less, to be honest. I have never hidden my lack of enthusiasm for the English football team. I'll gladly stand up and salute the British National Anthem, but after that, when the whistle goes, I usually switch off. Why? Because I have better things to do than watch one of the most boring teams in world football. The English team are more uninspiring than Peterborough United under Barry Fry - and I had the misfortune to see them play Watford in the worst nil-nil draw I've ever seen in my life.
Of course, the one thing that does bring 'excitement' in an English international is David James, and the almost miraculous way that he manages to stuff up, every single time. Why he is still playing for England, I have no idea. But, I now have found adequate usage for an air gun to keep them legal (a reference to one of mrBen's posts on the main JediMoose site.
Quite frankly, I'd be glad if England failed to qualify for the world cup. Firstly, it means that English hooligans will have no good reason to turn up and ruin the world cup in Germany, and secondly, I won't have to suffer weeks of watching boring English football games only for England to get knocked out by a stupid goalkeeper, or a lucky cross.
Let's get behind something decent, respectable, exciting. Let's get behind the English cricket team, for they can provide us with 60 hours of entertainment in trouncing the Aussies in the next few weeks.
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